I would love it if this clip makes you cry. I wouldn’t be surprised if it does. After all, I’ve spoken to so many of you losers that I know just what you’re like, including all the ways your life sucks. I’ll rub in all of those embarrassing little traits that lead you to have no success with women. The ones that leave you lonely and ashamed. Never mind, you can try to jerk the pain away while I rub salt into those emotional wounds.